doc-knock: this is seriously my favorite...
paulbearer: shaving your vag is literally so tedious like there’s so many nooks and crannies to get into and what’s the point it grows back in 2 days Shaving a dick is just as bad, we have to go around stuff, and if we mess up bad enough we can fuck shit up
happilyconcealed: nosleepjustcoffee: laugh-addict: One late night, you are up in your bedroom when you hear your mom calling you downstairs. You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden, you see your mom in front of her bedroom door, terrified, she whispers, ‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’ Who do you believe? THE ULTIMATE SATAN POST OMG
nightelf: Afraid of the dark?